he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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