i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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