I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
