some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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