Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm both gender and math confused
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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