so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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