if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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