Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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