garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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