the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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