I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
