youre lurking in front of me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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