I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Let's get the cat blown out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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