playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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