SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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