i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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