Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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