So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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