Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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