we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
ok first of all what the fuck
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