Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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