awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
