drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
