Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She announced her abortion via fbk
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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