laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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