Whod you bang
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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