A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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