I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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