Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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