spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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