Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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