In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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