What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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