I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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