I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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