I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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