More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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