Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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