He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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