Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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