lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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