I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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