i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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