So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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