Don't EVER smell your tampon
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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