i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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