make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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