Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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