Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize