I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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