i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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