Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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