You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.