He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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