If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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