Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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