My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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